Back to work? Or…not.

Today I had one of those days where…I think about updating my CV and looking for a job. It happens occasionally. The boss (child/ren) annoy me so I think, “right I’ll get a new job, where people actually respect me and don’t throw my work (dinner) in the air or make me escort them to the toilet and…

I Have A Teething Baby

Parenting Poetry #1 I have a teething baby She’s been teething for a decade – no, a day A day of crying, snot and dribble A day of still teething? No flipping way! It’s worse first thing in the morning At night, tea-time and noon It’s definitely bad at dinner Because she won’t feed from…